I was so pleased

The other night was like any other night, except i woke up at about 7 AM and went to the computer, probably to check something amazing that had happened in my dreams. I was dileriously sleepy, or rather sleeping while i got up and looked at the screen. I saw the familiar blinking of an MSN window. I open it and i get a message from my friend dev who informs me of the possibility of communicating with him on Google Talk. I think, somehow, that this is good and i shall happily do this. Then i think maybe ill do it later today, so i minimize the window. A few minutes later I am struck with regret of doing so, since i am quite sure i closed the window isntead of minimizing it. I look around in panic until i remember where to look to find out. In the task bar of course. There it is, yay, i didnt close it. Now i wont have to look in the logs to find his Google Talk address. Im so pleased with this that i close the MSN window without even glancing at it.

Later that day i boot up Google Talk and dev has added me so i just had to click accept.

Lesson learned: Dont use advanced applications until you are fully awake. Advanced applications are those that go beyond the power button for the monitor.

~~ Good afternoon to you ~~

About 30 well spent minutes

I woke up. The alarm woke me. I had unfortunatley not been able to get out of the book soon enough and the time was past 2AM when i went to sleep. But it was now 8AM and i was dead tired in combination with confused. My dreams had been anything but normal.
I thought, to hell with this, im gonna go sleep another 30 min.

I went back to bed, looked at the time. It said 7:59. I slept. Dreams were still a mess but sleeping is good anyway. I woke up. No alarm, no nothing. I just opened my eyes. My clock said 8:29. I felt like i was a microwave oven set to 30 min.

I got up, ate some food, went to work.

The Nuclear Winter

Snake! Call me Snake! Snake Plissken. If everyone were like him, there would be only Snake Plisskens in the world. The wonder of which would be the abstence of women, and normal citizens of anywhere.

Yesterday i watched Hotel Rwanda. A depiction of the ethnic wars in Rwanda in 1994. A million people were slaughtered by their neighbours. If there is a hell, it must be far larger and vastly more populated than heaven. War can be cruel, mass murder can be cruel, but ethnic cleansing is perhaps the most dispicable. It shames the human race. Especially those who can, but do not interviene.

Snake would have done something.

During the weekend nothing amazing happend. It was calm and nice. My new sleeping pattern is getting tired early, around 23:00 and go to bed right after midnight. Sometimes later, but still. I also wake up much earlier. Today i woke up at 5:30. Dead thirsty and freaked out by something. I woke up again at 8. I dont know if it was because of the alarm or not. My clock is set at 8, but i dont recall hearing it.

I saw a black man on the bus. Typical baseball cap, football jersy hip hop style guy. Or rap. I still dont know how to define the diffrence between rap and hip hop. Anyhow, i just realised his lips were exactly like Angelina Jolies. I dont know if that worse for him or her, or maybe better. Oh well, Jolie is the hax.

Ive told this story to some people already, but for those who know what the word "gash" means, this story will be funny.

In my local supermarket, there was some unused and closed off space which seemed to be filled with empty boxes. It was right in front of the check-out registers. It was shut with a metal fence so it was almost invisible. However, not long ago, some people thought of a better use for it, and subsequently rented or bought it to open their own business in. So far so good. At first i thought they would relocate the post office from one of the registers to this space. Nope, that wasnt it. They opened a haircut/styling business. I guess its an ok establishment - apart from that its face to face with the check out registers. Still, could be acceptable. I didnt pay it much attention at first, but the other day i finally did take a good look at the windows. From outside you see those large windows with a logo on them. I looked twice. The logo spells "Gash". Now what sort of a fucked up name is that for a hairdresser?! Its like that scene with Eric Idle which later turns into the lumberjack song. Anyhow, i think ill stop at groceries in that place, no gashes for me.

(note for the njewbs: Gash = Deep and bleeding cut, such as this)

My new favourite song is Maria Magdalena by Sandra.



www.snakeplissken.net

Last.fm

Audioscrobbler changed their design recently. Its not part of last.fm. I dont know what it is, but the result is a more difficult to read website. The design is so pro that you can barely read the text anymore. When i read my own charts my eyes hurt. SMALL FONTS WORK ON PRINT, NOT ON WEB!! NOOBS!!! >:0

Not that i was overly happy about the old audioscrobbler design, but in comparison, it was way better. New one has some nice new functions tho. Not that they were needed, but sure, why not.

Darka listens to soundgarden now. I dont know if its good or not, but as long as the birds sing, there will be music that darka hates.

Thursday

Are you incontinent? The sky is, so why cant you?

Tuesday

Bah, its almost September. I dread it.

Aftermath

Um

Nothing...



anyway, today is thursday. i won another title (Jardel) and im thinking about doing some work today. to not work would be bad :(

cursed plague of society!

IFNALnd

Today we watched Hitler. It was fun coz we had just been feeding the ducks and we deployed the DVD in th elapåtopå and it started screaming SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL from it and we kindof closed the door asap to avoid noobs. Fortunatleyh the russians are no longer our neighbours. Yay ;P

So hitler was carlyle and he pwnd lots. hitler was also crazy and mad. and made lots of spooky things. Umh, i suppose it wasnt a very bad movie but it wasnt truly amazing either. Still, intresting to see the pre war side of the man nobodyh knew, oob. YAY!!!!11eleven

soooooooooooooooooooo

we go home tomorrow thats sad but at least we played poop liero today but without sound so it wasnt as fun as it should be. it was only LE anyway :(((

hm,, seleeeepp sooon :(((((((((((bye

FINLAND OF DOOOOOOM

LO

im in finland and we drink beer atm. today we ate pizza again for the 3rd day in a row. We also watched 3 movies in the last 2 days. So i shall review them.

1. The Island
It was like.. futuristic and it seemed like it was 50% made for companies to promote their future products like VR 3D holo Xbox, the MSN search booth instead of phone books and the super uber porsche, etc. Also note the huge MACK truck and other neat trinkets.
The movie was ok but lots of loose ends and stuff like in all futuremovies. AYE!

2. Constantine
We watched the bonus CD first on this one with all the removed clips and spam by the director who loved himself very much. The movie itself was... not so very original and the special effects were pretty cheap. Felt almost like when i watched Darkwolf. Um, it wasnt so special but i guess it wasnt all bad. Blargh

3. Mr & Mrs. Smith
So, Bradzor and Angie were of course ok coz they are not bad actors oob but i dunno, wasnt really original either and all the lame gadgest and glowing computer walls that talked with a stupid interface was kindof lamifying. They had some humor but of course, it had a happy ending when it should have had a realistic ending, probably. It was a bit too optimistic about the skills of the Smiths. And this movie didnt have Wesley Snipes so it didnt own (like Demolishion man). TOILETPAPER!!

ok, thats all, no 3 seashells either. byekthx

Finland

ok, i go soon. in an hour, and less even.

Sleepy...

today im very very sleepy. Its not really nice at all. Excessivly sleepy after going to bed at 5:30 the night before and 1:30 last night, in addition to some dreams that dont make me feel so good. There is nµthing id like to do today, but there is much to be done. I just hope ill finish up my CD compilation tonight tho.

My brother went to Türkie today, and Jonny went to Lanzarote. As far as i know, no one else left today, but ill leave for Finland in.. hmm .. some days. Should be somewhat 5 days.

Right now there is some really silly and boring synth song on the amazing radio (Club 977 The 80's Channel). "Herbie Hancock - Rock it"
Firstly it hardly rocks. It has lots of scratching, some basic drums that sound more like someone taking a bath than rock. Then there is a stupid synth string repeating all the time. Its hideous. Useless. Well Herbie, eat my shit!

and ROCK IT!

Stupid comics

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Batman is stupid coz he wears clothes that are ment to make him look like a bat. Wtf? Id lmao if i was a bandit. Standing joke, no respect, just noob-mongo Bruce that wears a mask with little horns on it to look l33t. Fuckface, he should die. Burn all batman comics. Many other Marvel comics too. SPIDER MAN! SPIDER MAN! HE'S GOT RADIOACTIVE BLOOD!! *zzzzzz*

So what is that guy behind them looking at?

Another piece of useless news provided by the journalists that suck; Tara Reid has a swedish boyfriend (no, not me).

I dont know what to say. I guess i just had to retell this amazing news. Since Pils blog has been down, WHERE WILL WE ELSE GET OUR IMPORTANT NEWS IF NOT HERE?!

Countdown to Finland: 8 days.

I think ill go to USA next year.