Scientificly happy! Fcuk Yuo

Some dutch idiot researchers have published a really stupid report about stupidity in the world. Ok, first stupidity in it. It only covers 90 of the worlds nations. I dunno how many they are. Maybe i can find out. Ok, here is my report of l33tness.

Number of countries in the world: 193
Number of countries according to the US state department: 192 (independant nations)
Number of members in the UN: 191

So, 90 out of 193. Thats quite a miss. Its like missing 103 countries. STOOPID!

Then its the topic of the report. "Happiest nation in the world". Its published by the WORLD DATABASE OF HAPPINESS. Ok? I dont know but nobody asked me how happy i am, and do i count to Norway or Sweden? How do you measure it. Its stupid, maybe the winners had a good day, or simply good weather at the times they were measured.

Ok, so, the "winner" of this WORLD DATABASE OF HAPPINESS thingy is.

Happiest: Denmark/Malta/Switzerland
Unhappiest: Tanzania

Aslo being very unhappy is Zimbabwe, Moldova, Ukraine and Armenia. Actually, that sounds pretty reasonable. Id be fucking unhappy if i lived in Ukraine too.
Denmark is happiest. Yes, coz they are open minded people (drunk nudists that eat sausage) and its a small country with no forgotten regions. Sweden was happy as hell in the 50's and 60's. But then there was no internet and people were totally uneducated from lack of Blogs. Norway should be unhappy. They deserve it.
Now, i wonder, what would happen if we just in an instant swapped the populations of Denmark and Tanzania? Lets try. *beeep* didnt work. Forget about it then.

Summary: Im just rambling. This is an intresting research even if you shouldnt take it too much by the letter.

Footnotes:

Top/bottom
Denmark, Malta and Switzerland scored 8,0. Tanzania scored 3,2. Most average happy nations were China, India, Turkey, Greece, Turkey and Iran. I wonder if its good to be medium happy. They scored around 6.
These rankings are easier in Civilization (the games)

Source: WORLD DATABASE OF HAPPINESS

Picture: Paul Feyerabend (1924-1996) - a happy guy