How to sell your soul to Google

1. Use google.com and google for things you like, such as gmail.

2. Convince someone to invite you to gmail. (this is important)

3. Create a blogger on blogger.com.

4. Use Picasa 2 to arrange your pictures

5. Get a Hello account and connect your Picasa with your blogger in the best of ways.

6. Install the google toolbar on your copy of Internet Explorer

7. Use them every day, and store all your data in them.

1 ... 2 ... 3 ... SOLD!



Does it rain in Argentina?

Internet sucks!

THATS IT! INTERNET SUCKS!!! ITS ALWAYS DOWN WHEN I USE IT SOMETIMES!! >:(

3 Pins of Death!

My beloved (dear/neat/cool/awesome) friend Steve is trying to build a server for his music files so that he can play music easier and on better speakers. Now his project is failing, and why? Because of some small tiny weeny pins.

Lets all have a silent moment for Steves sake!

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thanks


Yesterday i noticed Arnold blinks in T2 when the barkeep fires his shotgun behind Arnie while stealing the bikers bike. Everytime you watch T2 you find a new lameness.

I was gonna watch it coz its got cool moments, but then as i was watching i realised they are not really that cool anymore. Robots are too human, and such things. One thing is, the T-1000. Its entire body is made out of this liquid metal. Why does he need to turn around to look at things, his eyes are made out of the same material as his butt. = No need to turn around.

Arnold loses the roboticness he had from T1. He lacks it completely in T3. Its a shame really, T1 was a brilliant movie.



I saw ALEXANDER on friday. Brilliant movie with heaps of bad things. I cant say im a fan of Colin F. and i cant say i like him more now. I agree with a review i read that said: Jolie talks like a russian agent from a James Bond movie. Its a bad thing. The homosexuality is very dominant as well. In most movies they rape and pillage the female population, but in this one, they go for the guys. Its a diffrent movie in the sexual perspective, definatley :) At least for a mainstream movie.

I liked the movie for teaching me a bit about Alexander. I liked the views of Babylon. Gives me new visions of the ancient world, and i like it.

Basically, its not as bad as i thought it would be. I voted sth like.. 6 or 7 on IMDb. Forgot which :)))

Boxing of intrest!

This is a majestic blog about...
Boxing

Boxing is a for me, very unlikely intrest, but thanks to my introduction to the for me very nice and intresting online boxing simulator at www.vivi.com, the The Web Boxing League (WeBL), i have gotten a strong intrest in boxing. I do not intend to preform the sport in person, nor watch it live or on TV, but i now find the sport of boxing to be far more intresting than it ever was.

I am swedish. You might not think of Sweden and boxing in the same thought more than once in your life, but Sweden did actually have a real champions in boxing. One is George Scott 41-5-0(17), fighting between 1991 and 2001, earned the titles: WBC Cont. Junior Welterweight, IBF Junior Welterweight, WBU Lightweight (6 times), IBF I/C Junior Welterweight and EBU Junior Welterweight. His career was not one of the most spectacular and i cant really tell you much about it, but for a while he was a national hero in Sweden. He sounds like someone punched away all his brain when he talks.

Then we have Armand Krajnc who came from being unknown to becoming a star in Swedish sports. 29-3-0(21) and German Int. Middleweight (twice), WBO Middleweight (5 times) and WBA/IBF Super Middleweight made him one of the best swedish fighters ever.

Then there is the perhaps a bit overrated, but also underrated Paolo Roberto 28-4-1(13) who was a pretty good boxer and eager pro-boxing promotor in Sweden (pro boxing is illegal in Sweden). Then he became a movie(star?) playing some kind of gangsta in some movie called 9 millimeter. I saw it, very amazing :P Nowadays he's more of a TV celebrity and his latest stunt was to eat lots of McDonalds food (a la Super size me). He gained like crazy, felt sick. Took him 9 months to get back in shape. Unexpected?
Our most glamorous star in the boxing sky tho, is Ingemar Johansson. Unkown to you? Probably, but in 1960 (june 20) he became the World Heavyweight Champion after defeating Floyd Patterson in a fight which gained tremendous attention in Sweden.

In more "apart from sweden" boxing, there are of course stars like Muhammed Ali (Cassius Clay), Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, Teófilo Stevenson, Sugar Ray and Joe Lewis. Some of them had good carrees, some had bad. I didnt mention George Forman who's attempts at being a reigning champion was successfully stopped by Muhammed Ali. Forman later became a target of mockery for his fat-separating grill sales and old-age fights. I read today he might go up in the ring again against Larry Holmes at age 55. At Holmes request though. Tyson, well, he was a supagood fighter, but then he started raping and beating up people outside the ring. Spending the billions of dollars he earned and is now regarded somewhere in the regions of Michael Jackson. Especially after getting that facial tattoo. Tribal or stupid?
Evander Holyfield, well, impressive fighter. Got bitten by Tyson, ended his carreer without scandal. (afaik). Lennox Lewis was a dominant Amateur boxer who became olympic champion in 1988 (Seoul) and went on to defeating the Pro world. Tyson got beaten by him too :). Muhammed Ali got some disease and can barely move anymore. I guess its good for his carreer. He cant go make any silly stunts like the others, so his career remains unspotted. He refused to fight in Vietnam and stuff. Hm, Joe Lewis became beset by a need for money and became a Wrestler (as in the american version of it, where the outcome is decided by the crowd). Disgrace. My favourite is Teófilo Stevenson. He faught Amateur rules boxing all his carreer and won almost everything. 3 olympic golds and 3 world championships (74, 78 and 86) won. All the time, the Cuban hero remained loyal to his country, refusing to become professional to fight Muhammed Ali (and earning millions of dollars). He became a national hero and still is so today.


Stevenson in 1976 olympics


WeBL
So, now we come to the part where i make my heroic deeds. I manage a few gyms in WeBL. The ones i care about are the ones called Samuraj. I have 3 of them, one in public region and 2 in private regions (Liero and Liga Liero). My my successful one is the one in Liero with (as of today) $414,062 total earnings. Record: 515-237-0. 227 titles. In Liga Liero i am most modest to say i have a few titles and some wins, but mostly losses. The most intresting one tho is the public one.
I still have the first fighter i ever made, Max Equq, dubbed team captain of the Samuraj gym. He's a powerful fighter who enjoys to KO people. He will not win any titles unless he becomes really really lucky, but he does rank around 30th best in Scandinavia.

My greatest arena is the Amateur rules. Today my results there are as follow: $13,490,114 total earnings. Record: 739-271-23. I have a lot of fighters and most of them win most of their fights. My problem is to get past the top 5 fighters in every weight class and to get a title. Almost all titles in Amateur rules are currently held by the Carpatian Destroyers gym. Very impressive. Lots of counter punchers.

My hope is to win a title at least once! :P If its possible. My first generation of fighters were basically a rubble of idiots. I didnt know what makes a good Amateur then so they were not very optimal. Mostly they relied on speed and using feint tactics. My second generation was an attempt at combining speed with KO ability. Making lots of guys with 10 str and 3 kp was a moderate success. The were beaten as easily as they won. So after learning a bit more of WeBL tactics, i found that being tall in Amateur rules is more important than being pretty in Paris. Densive strenght only, just enough chin and minimal cond and then maximize agility to make him as tall as possible in an as light as possible weight. Whatever points are left to deal you put on speed. Its a more winning concept and demands less attention since most guys can use Outside for most of their early careers.

If i could only win a title.

Ok, enough, box in box out, but dont hit the cops!

Wailing fuckers

Once more i have been seriously injured in yet another accident involving sound. I was peacefully not working in my office when i hear it coming. The Whitney wail. Its an ungodly sound that its emitted from someones poor speakers while playing poor radio stations. What i hear is a vowel being punched out by someones overpowered soul voice (Whitney Houston) in the so called wailing fashion.


Disaster incarnated as a black chick

So what can actually hear is the peaking of all these vowels at a very annoying rate. You dont hear the music, you dont hear anything, except OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and it totally punishes my ears. Its unbarable and all i can do is to play my own music, which is good. I cant figure out tho how many times they must play "I will always love you" before they realise Whitney is a bitchass skank hoe whom the world should be sheltered from.



In the swedish news today: 11 year old boy died while practicing football (the dumb call it soccer). Heart failiure i guess, but what catched my eye was his dads comment that "football was his life". We'll, it was his death too but i doubt this boy lived and would continue to live his life for this sport. Maybe, yeah, but fuck, he was 11. He didnt know what "life" was, until he died. I think its a lame comment to glorify a dead person.

Yesterday i noticed that TV Norge / TV Trøndelag had broadcasted new that included a top story of young girls in Trondheim selling sex, and mostly using the internet to do so. As an illustration of a man looking for sex purchase in Trondheim they showed a guy browsing the b0g pr0n gallery. I read it on b0g of course. There is a rip of it too, and also a link to the whole broadcast.

Today in swedish news theres something about swedish girls doing the same. Although, its a tiny town with a supermarket and a pizzeria. All the guys work in the factory and since all the girl move out of the town there are only shoolgirls left, so they became pedophiles. Its been going on for decades for some reason and everyone knows about it, only they didnt do anything about it.

In both cases it was about girls who just became teenagers.

I also read about this kid who has been dubbed the best brazilian player ever. He's 9 years old and his name is Jean Carlos Chera. Since clips of his tricks were spread on the internet and tales of him taking the ball from midfield, getting past 6-7 opponents and scoring a goal, while playing against (and with) 14 year olds, his fame has accelerated exponentially. Manchester United and Porto are among the top world clubs that try to sign him. His present club, Associacao Desportiva Atleticas do protect him by banning journalists from talking to him and they do not negotiate any contracts. I guess this is good. If you sign a 9 year old boy for a pro contract, and since he's concidered to be as good, or better than Pelé, he would get enormous contracts. (Pelé scored 1281 goals in 1363 matches – world record, 97 goals in 92 national matches)

I wonder what ill eat for lunch today.
Maybe some... piiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or not... cya

<< Birthday >>

Its my birthday in 1 month!

(27th of February)

Evil Internet

Yesterday something terrible happened. First of all, it took me about 5 hours to even load up the blog posting page. So, once i got there i started writing a seriously well made post. Something big and readworthy. However, when i was about to check news to enter some intresting headlines, i came across a little installer for Flash, and of course, that closed my browser and my post was lost forever. Of course, i couldnt be arsed waiting another 4 hours to load a new posting window, so i gave up on posting on the lovley 26th of Januray 2005.

"My mum listens to him think"
Steve - about Van Morrison on Jan 26.

I have started thinking a lot about possibilities of going on a trip to asia. After my friend Koens adventures (he is currently in Sydney) i have become more optimistic. Im not sure yet on which ways to go. Maybe it would be cool to go to Japan, mowing through China and end up in Australia somehow. I dont know how id do it. Maybe its a waste to just visit Autralia only. Maybe someone will come with me to Japan, but who? Everyone except me is poor. :(



Right now i listen to: Deerhoof - Dog on the sidewalk

Deerhoof is my new semi favourite band. They make this type of music which some call art and some call crap. I call it madness. Its kindof poppy and lots of unexpected rythms. Reminds me a bit of Doktor Kosmos. Deerhoof is made up of some San Fransisco guys and a japanese chick who is, as far as i can see, really short. I dont know for how much longer ill listen lots to them. I guess ill get tired soon, but if anyone cares to hear something diffrent, deerhoof might be a good idea.



Yesterday i owned lots at TC. Played a bunch of rounds and never scored below 40 frags :) Peak at 52. I guess my teammates were really crap and my opponents were kindof mediocre. However, the fact is that whenever i died, my team in almost 90% of the cases would lose. If not more. When i didnt die, there was like... an 80% chance my team would win. So it made me feel a bit proud i think. Its not every day you can be important. (We played Objective on dem_village)


Btw, the Tokyo airport is called: NARITA!


Good day

#top-secret

This is a tribute to the masters of deception in the amazingly cool irc chan called #top-secret

Of course, i cant tell you on which network it is, coz its secret, but i would just like to express my extensive and undying gratitude to the users of this chan for their impeckable tolerace towards my endless and usless ramblings in the crazy and very L0C0 language known as english. I fully and truly respect and admire your skills in speaking polish so that i dont understand a fucking thing at any time. It is your God given right as lovers of the United States of America. Yes, YOU are one of 4 countries in the world that actually thinks George W. Bush is a good president.

Further more i would like to extend my gratitude with a massive hand shake to you all for giving me the opportunity to explore and discover more and better music than i would ever know if it had not been for you. The music industry is a vast universe where it is sometimes hard to find remote artists. You give me a chance to discover them and that is the gayest dog ive ever seen. Southpark.

If i had been polish, this chan would have been my favourite chan. To view your polish lines roll past my eyes makes me just shiver of admiration and love for the polish citizens that are you.

Also, was it not for you i would not have discovered the excellent game of TrueCombat which glorifies my existance every day through the magics of the all seeing eye. Sah for letting me play on his new map where i used to kill him over and over, so he added some new objects so that he could kill me over and over instead. B for.. well nothing, and Einnar for letting Sah let me join the CotGV clan of mighty powers. Its the best clan ive ever been in apart from Terror Sabbath and Samuraj. I truly feel pride playing for CotGV.



KURWA!!! >:D

Making a statement!

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Eating something.

Today i was working on some magazine for a bus company. Then i became hungry and i ate so much that i became totally blacked out. Now i cant focus on anything more than typing, so i dont really know what im writing. Its pretty improvised.

Im tired, and im going home.

How to eat a person
Put person in mouth, chew, swallow.

Photoshop CS

Today i started using Photoshop CS finally. Its looking good. Smooth and nice, but of course, since i saw Picasa 2 yesterday im still in a state of chock. Photoshop CS, mmm, ive tried InDesign CS too. I need to learn how to use that properly tho. I need to do it now, more or less. Its kind of important i think.

This person appears to be findable by searching for "cs" in google images and selecting Small only option. Isnt he adorable?

In the swedish news today. Boat with tourist "flipped over" (somehow) outside some island in... yes, THAILAND! I dont think many swedish tourists will concider Thailand to be their paradise from now on, aye?
Fat kids are being force treated (16 years old and 170 kg, aye?) and some woman was raped and photographed and the rapist demanded money to not give the pics to her husband, aye? Yesterday some chick was nearly raped to death. Good start of a life, she's 15.

In the news around here, well. The bus still takes the alternative route. Noone called me today, yet. Ive won a heap of titles in Liero region of WeBL and i had minimal losses (1) in the public region. AYE?!

Now im gonna keep digging in Photoshop CS.
Good day.

Picasa 2

Today ive installed OOo and it owned and i instlled Picasa 2 which is fucking scary. Its like big brother or skynet or something. It reads all your images. Its gathering all information, becoming self aware. In the end, skynet wont launch nukes on us. Google will. GOOGLE IS EVIL. Of course, now that im writing this on a google system, i sure as hell will have my very own nuke aimed at me for the rest of my short life. Weeee im special!!

The Man Who Didnt Know

Today i spoke to a man who runs a really old train route in Norway. A so called "museum railroad". He tried to give me his e-mail address. He started with saying three w's, then ********* @ epost dot no. I had to explain to him that www was probably not part of his e-mail address.

Its very intresting to speak to people who have no idea what internet even is.

This railroad is an old 600 mm railroad in Akershus in Norway. Its a tourist attraction, probably coz its fucking useless. Either way, he called me coz we billed him and he didnt know what we billed him for. :)

I advise you all to go to Norway and RIDE THIS TRAIN!. I bet its frightfully entertaining.

Changed route

Today my bus took a completely diffrent route than every other day. Due to road construction the buss had to go through a tunnel behind the norwegian government building (or rather underneath) to the main square (Stortorget) of Oslo. The bus on the picture has nothing to do with this.

The bus stop "Apotekergaten" was moved about 50 meters to the north.

The weather is semi-cloudy and its not very cold. Some snow remains, nothint spectacular.

Polowegian Beer Mafia

BJ: (01:43)
I could be Don Biernatto

Bush

"När George W Bush i torsdags svor presidenteden lovade han att "Amerika ska tåga vid sidan av alla frihetstörstande människor i världen". Därefter använde sig Bush av ordet "frihet", eller synomer till frihet, 48 gånger under det knappt tjugo minuter långa talet. Det betyder att den amerikanska presidenten åkallade friheten mer än två gånger per minut."

MikeS

MikeS owns!
The world dies without MikeS! :)

and... well, i dont know. He has nothing to blog about, so i blog about him, coz its so cool. Can you as a reader even begin to grasp the coolness of this? :o thought so ;))))))))))


* Wei-Zhi-Hui amps: Lautsprecher - Ein Bier Für Den Dj [07:53m]

Well, is it lame or is it lame?

[23:39:31] [basara] Inderdaad
[23:43:22] [basara] LOOOL
[23:43:23] [basara] :D
[23:43:26] [basara] stupid me
[23:43:29] [djperegrine] w00t
[23:43:39] [djperegrine] glitch version of louie louie
[23:43:39] * Wei-Zhi-Hui amps: Tomasz Stanko - Sleep Safe And Warm [03:12m] / Litania: The Music Of Krzyszto (1997)
[23:43:39] [basara] I wasnt including map :PPPP
[23:43:42] [djperegrine] dun dun dun dun
[23:44:01] [djperegrine] http://josh-console.co.uk/glitz/louielouie/cry.on.my.console%20-%20Lou1e%20Lou1e.mp3
[23:44:11] [basara] woo
[23:44:13] [basara] compiles :D
[23:46:48] [basara] cry in my console :o
[23:46:53] [Wei-Zhi-Hui] on
[23:47:01] [basara] gusanos console doesnt need crying on top of it :OOO
[23:47:04] [basara] :P
[23:47:20] [Wei-Zhi-Hui] :Q
[23:47:27] [basara] so josh-console is inferior to gusanos-console :D
[23:47:46] [djperegrine] Lol

Alien 4

im gonna watch Alien 4 now. Too bad it takes ages to actually get to start watching. You know how it is. Always something to wait for.

Thats f***ing badass!!! Domination/Hollow

you know it baby.

Frank Sinatra

He's dead you know! :O

Still, im able to listen to him sing. Guess how...

Beer

Yesterday i drank 2 beers.
Today i ate many cookies and some crisp-crumbles.

Tomorrow is monday.